#1. My Mom and I pretty much e-mail back and forth ALL day. I won't post what started this conversation, because it's mean and about people who I share some DNA with...but this is where it progressed to, and I think it's funny. You probably don't. I don't give a crap. it's Thorsday and i hate my daily grind.
Me to my Mom:
Frealz.
I can't stop thinking about our dinner at Culver's next week. I am looking forward to it...obviously. I want a butter burger, fries, cheese curds and some sort of custard. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM mm!
Mom to me:
FREAKZ is right! ....I want a butter burger! I smell food in the hallway!
tormenting!
Me to my Mom:
Okay I said, FREALZ, as in For Realz. But...FREAKZ as in Freak Shows is also appropriate.
Mom to me:
Ohhhhhh! I get it! ha!
#2. My brother e-mailed me this list...and only this list at 9:06 am:
1 worked
2 Clipped one toenail under my desk without being noticed ( as I am undervalued and unappreciated )
3 drew a picture of a cat
4 fantasized about falling down a well
Three hours later he e-mailed me this:
i sent you a list of things ive done today, thats what it should have said. i am so bored.
Obviously he got more accomplished than I did. and within about an hour of getting to work.
#3. Mr. Gordon to me:
I'd like to go to the flea market sometime soon, I'd like to get a big old ass mirror for my room.
Me to Mr. Gordon:
"a big old ass mirror for my room." I'm assuming you meant a big ass old mirror. But, either way...I guess you could probably find that at a flea market.
Mr. Gordon to Me:
bahahahahahahahaha!
Somewhere in between all that I did about 25 minutes of work. Mission accomplished.
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