Idol Threats

Thank goodness I didn't delete American Idol before fast forwarding to the end...low and behold, George Michael? Whipping his gay little hands around...Paula...in tears.

yeah, maybe we should all be prayin' for time.

He couldn't have done Faith or Freedom?

OMG he is going on tour???

Ryan Secrest looks uncomfortable. George looks like he wants to tickle him.

This was a worthwhile three minutes.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

My life is pretty boring right now...mundane...very "ground hog day"...

Then sometimes, a friend messages you and you spend some time talking about people shitting on the sidewalk.

Proceed

In other news, I've found a new "hate" at work...

Dear person who uses those paper toilet seat covers, but doesn't flush them when they are done,

I understand that you don't want to touch something that has touched someone elses' ass...hence the paper seat cover. I tooooootallly feel the same, which is why I'd appreciate if you'd take the time to flush the piece of butcher paper that was just touching your bits and bobs so that I can actually use the toilet. I don't care how you do it...use your shoe to push it in...a crap load of TP wrapped around your hand...get creative, it's your own ass for God's sakes...just get that sucker in the bowl and flush it down. It's really not a lot to ask, is it?

kthnxbi.

Greetings and Salutations...

I just received an e-mail with the most salutations I've ever seen in one e-mail. He was really covering all his bases.

"I am very sorry regarding my inability to send you these items which you were in dire need due to my busy schedule in my new assignment.

Please write me by the earliest.

Thank you,

Bye Bye

Have a nice day,

With regards,

P. B."