Monday, May 12, 2008

Lather, rinse, repeat.

My life is pretty boring right now...mundane...very "ground hog day"...

Then sometimes, a friend messages you and you spend some time talking about people shitting on the sidewalk.

Proceed

In other news, I've found a new "hate" at work...

Dear person who uses those paper toilet seat covers, but doesn't flush them when they are done,

I understand that you don't want to touch something that has touched someone elses' ass...hence the paper seat cover. I tooooootallly feel the same, which is why I'd appreciate if you'd take the time to flush the piece of butcher paper that was just touching your bits and bobs so that I can actually use the toilet. I don't care how you do it...use your shoe to push it in...a crap load of TP wrapped around your hand...get creative, it's your own ass for God's sakes...just get that sucker in the bowl and flush it down. It's really not a lot to ask, is it?

kthnxbi.

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